March 12th, 2010 
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HMG – If you thought Lil’ Wayne’s recent day-long spell at the Dentists won him the prize as the worst celeb mouth, you’re in a for skin-crawling shock – In her newest attempt to restart her career, Jessica Simpson has confessed she never brushes her teeth.
In this interview with iHeartRadio the 29-year ancient Texan nearly sends the reporters nasal glands fleeing for cover when she opens her mouth and admits;
“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful.”
In another peerless confession of this proclaimed aversion to oral hygiene Jessica admits she likes fried food, then shares this bright gem;
“Growing up in Texas, for me, fish was a fish stick. My mom didn’t force me to eat healthy.”
Looks like dear ancient Mama wasn’t too strict on that ancient ‘brush after meals’ thing, either??
And this is the girl who, after being dropped by John Meyer, recently told a reporter;
“In relationships, going through through very public break-ups you don’t want to disappoint people rooting for you to be successful in like. I just have to find the right man.”
So, anyone know a total hunk in his 30’s who’s now in deep coma? Because unless she finally lost it and is making ths up, he’s the only guy Jessie could catch.
Watch this small video and judge for yourself…
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