In the latest issue of her GOOP newsletter, Gwyneth Paltrow is raving about the benefits of a detox juice diet called Clean developed by “Dr.” Alejandro Junger. (Quotation marks intentional.)

“I am finishing the incredible three-week-long ‘Clean’ detox program,” writes Paltrow.

“I feel pure and pleased and much lighter.” The 36-year-ancient Oscar winner cites slimming down as her motivation.

“I dropped the extra pounds that I had gained during a majorly fun and tasty ‘relax and delight in life phase’ about a month ago.”

Paltrow turned to cardiologist and detoxification specialist Dr. Alejandro Junger for advice.

His tips include avoiding processed foods and allergens, eating processed foods and making “time for ‘detox-enhancing’ habits such as sauna, massage, hot and cold baths and skin brushing.” (Source)

Oh, by the way, I checked out this “Clean” program and it costs a mere $325. So basically, to us normal, non-celebrity types, that’s $325 on supplements, plus completely normal habits like hanging out in saunas and getting daily massages. Seems reasonable enough. So, do you reckon Gwyneth Paltrow has ever even met a normal person? I reckon she’d have about as simple of a time relating to a normal person as I would one of the headhunters on “Gilligan’s Island.” And they were racist stereotypes in addition to being really fictional characters.