Now that Paris Hilton is back together with Doug Reinhardt, she has apparently made it her mission to make his life a living hell. Before heading up to Vancouver to film an episode of my beloved “Supernatural,” which — I’m not sure how I feel about — she plastered Doug’s mansion with photos of herself.

Says a superclose amigo to Hilton: Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.’s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don’t exactly reckon she got Dougie’s permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover.

Certainly not entirely self-minded, P.H. managed to frame a few pictures of the two of them as well, hamming it up for the camera in all sorts of ridiculous kissy-kissy poses. P’s crew hung them all over chez Reinhardt for all houseguests to gawk at—or laugh at, depending what reaction you usually emit while staring at pics of Paris. (Source)

I can’t even imagine what horrible thing that poor sucker could have done to deserve having his house covered with pictures of Paris Hilton. Since I’m pretty sure the Hiltons are all still alive, I know he didn’t murder her entire family and rape their corpses. So other than that, I got nothin’.

Venereal and Disease on vacation in Fiji earlier this month: