In “Completely Non-Tale Tale” news, Jessica Simpson is broken up with Tony Romo and Nick Lachey is broken up with Vanessa Minnillo. That means they can really get back together now, right? Right?!

“I reckon it’s fun storytelling, but there’s very small truth to any of it,” the singer told PEOPLE at a party at Dusk at the Caesars Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City Saturday night. “I certainly have heard about her breakup and I wish her the best, as I’ve always done. Aside from that, there really is nothing to say.”

So has he reached out to his ex-wife since her sudden split with Tony Romo? “I haven’t talked to her in probably two years,” Lachey says. “I wish her happiness. That’s where it pretty much ends.” (Source)

What a dumb idiot. The only thing that ever made Nick Lachey even remotely fascinating was Jessica Simpson. The least he could do is throw in a “I’m here if she ever needs to talk.” I guess he really just doesn’t like being a celebrity, then. Well I hope he enjoys hosting parties in Atlantic City, because pretty soon he’ll be hosting tractor pull competitions at county fairs.

Jessica at her last public appearance before D-Day, singing the National Anthem at the PGA tour: