It’s No Whining Wednesday, so here’s the trailer for Zombieland and the poster for Whip It! (Pajiba)
Remember all that shit that got stolen from Lindsay Lohan’s place? Well, one of those things might have been a sex tape. If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom clawing my eyes out. (Yeeeah!)
And so it was foretold: The kids from Jon & Kate have literally started revolting against the crew. Once again, SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES. (The Blemish)
Either this is America Ferrera on Hideous Betty in a giant weiner costume, or Michael Lucas’ walk-on role involves him taking off his pants. (Seriously? OMG!)
Megan Fox has reportedly signed on to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Feel free to leave your own pussy jokes in the comments. (Celebitchy)
Just when you thought she was dead (YAY!) Carrie Prejean may be signing on for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice (CRAP). (Celebslam)
The less annoying douche from Fall Out Boy got arrested for driving without a license. Let this be a lesson, emos: Drivers Licenses = Excellent thing! (HollyWire)
Here’s Rihanna going out to dinner while her scumbag of an ex-boyfriend gets sentenced. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it? HA! (CelebSmack)
You know, I really don’t ever get tired of posting pictures of Mila Kunis. I just reckon she’s awesome, really. (usemycomputer)
YOWZA, that guy from Right Blood has got one helluva six-pack, doesn’t he? (popbytes)
Britney Spears has taken to calling K. Fed “Keven Fatterline”. Altogether now: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Celeb Jihad)

August 26th, 2009
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Although not as well known amid the modern-day torment of miming and boy bands, British rocker, Pete Townshend has plans to present us with his new look on life.