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Snaps: No Whining Wednesday

Of Course She Has A Sex Tape.jpgIt’s No Whining Wednesday, so here’s the trailer for Zombieland and the poster for Whip It! (Pajiba)

Remember all that shit that got stolen from Lindsay Lohan’s place? Well, one of those things might have been a sex tape. If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom clawing my eyes out. (Yeeeah!)

And so it was foretold: The kids from Jon & Kate have literally started revolting against the crew. Once again, SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES. (The Blemish)

Either this is America Ferrera on Hideous Betty in a giant weiner costume, or Michael Lucas’ walk-on role involves him taking off his pants. (Seriously? OMG!)

Megan Fox has reportedly signed on to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Feel free to leave your own pussy jokes in the comments. (Celebitchy)

Just when you thought she was dead (YAY!) Carrie Prejean may be signing on for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice (CRAP). (Celebslam)

The less annoying douche from Fall Out Boy got arrested for driving without a license. Let this be a lesson, emos: Drivers Licenses = Excellent thing! (HollyWire)

Here’s Rihanna going out to dinner while her scumbag of an ex-boyfriend gets sentenced. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it? HA! (CelebSmack)

You know, I really don’t ever get tired of posting pictures of Mila Kunis. I just reckon she’s awesome, really. (usemycomputer)

YOWZA, that guy from Right Blood has got one helluva six-pack, doesn’t he? (popbytes)

Britney Spears has taken to calling K. Fed “Keven Fatterline”. Altogether now: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Celeb Jihad)

Whitney Port: Stylish in “The City”

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Busily filming as a new season nears, Whitney Port was spotted out on the set of “The City” in New York City on Tuesday (August 25).

The MTV reality cutie looked stylish as she laughed alongside a gal pal during the day’s Greenwich Village shoot.

Roger Federer Preps for the U.S. Open

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Fresh from a victory at the Cincinnati Masters this past weekend, Roger Federer helped Nike unveil their new tennis apparel earlier today (August 26) in New York City.

The pro player previewed his look for the 2009 U.S. Open, consisting of a bold red polo shirt and black shorts made of knit Nike Dri-FIT fabric.

Aubrey O’Day Drops By the Wendy Williams Show

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She’s always up for a self-promotion opportunity, and yesterday (August 25) Aubrey O’Day was spotted arriving at the “Wendy Williams Show.”

The former Danity Kane singer looked to be in excellent spirits as she greeted fans and paparazzi, sporting a black jacket over a black dress with black strappy heels.

Paris Hilton is a Delight

paris082609 1 Paris Hilton is a DelightNow that Paris Hilton is back together with Doug Reinhardt, she has apparently made it her mission to make his life a living hell. Before heading up to Vancouver to film an episode of my beloved “Supernatural,” which — I’m not sure how I feel about — she plastered Doug’s mansion with photos of herself.

Says a superclose amigo to Hilton: Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.’s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don’t exactly reckon she got Dougie’s permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover.

Certainly not entirely self-minded, P.H. managed to frame a few pictures of the two of them as well, hamming it up for the camera in all sorts of ridiculous kissy-kissy poses. P’s crew hung them all over chez Reinhardt for all houseguests to gawk at—or laugh at, depending what reaction you usually emit while staring at pics of Paris. (Source)

I can’t even imagine what horrible thing that poor sucker could have done to deserve having his house covered with pictures of Paris Hilton. Since I’m pretty sure the Hiltons are all still alive, I know he didn’t murder her entire family and rape their corpses. So other than that, I got nothin’.

Venereal and Disease on vacation in Fiji earlier this month:

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Miley Cyrus: Back to Work in Burbank

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She’s always up to something, and earlier today (August 26) Miley Cyrus was spotted at a studio in Burbank with her mother Tish and bodyguard.

The “Hannah Montana” hottie looked like she was ready for action as she geared up to rehearse for her upcoming tour.

Pete Townshend wants Who fans to Floss

Pete Townshend wants Who fans to FlossAlthough not as well known amid the modern-day torment of miming and boy bands, British rocker, Pete Townshend has plans to present us with his new look on life.

A passionate guitarist since the age of just 12, the now 64-year ancient alumnus of musical icons, ‘The Who’ is working on a modern ‘rock opera’ to join his previous classics, 1975’s ‘Tommy’ and the 1979 punk-era themed ‘Quadrophenia.’

“I am writing a new musical,” Pete reveals on his blog. “Floss is an ambitious new project for me. In this case the songs are interspersed with surround-sound effects and musical montages.”

And the tale sounds right up Pete’s street, “When Walter tries to return to music after a 15-year hiatus, he finds that what he composes reminds him of the ecology-rooted, apocalyptic mindset of his generation. Shaken by this and other personal difficulties, he and his wife, Floss, become estranged.”

As the man who wrote that evergreen anthem of angst-riddled youth, ‘My Generation’ at just 23, Pete was quite candid about how his music has changed, ”I want to take on aging and mortality, using the powerfully mad context of rock ’n’ roll.” he clarified to the Live4Ever scribes.

Along with Roger Daltrey – the band’s only other survivor – Pete is due to be touring quite soon and wants to try-out some ‘Floss’ at their shows. But Roger is not sounding keen. In fact, the two have been sparring like uber-rich brats! But Pete says the new work will be ready in 2011, so we’ll just have to be patient and download it then…

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