HMG – If you thought Lil’ Wayne’s recent day-long spell at the Dentists won him the prize as the worst celeb mouth, you’re in a for skin-crawling shock – In her newest attempt to restart her career, Jessica Simpson has confessed she never brushes her teeth.

In this interview with iHeartRadio the 29-year ancient Texan nearly sends the reporters nasal glands fleeing for cover when she opens her mouth and admits;

“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful.”

In another peerless confession of this proclaimed aversion to oral hygiene Jessica admits she likes fried food, then shares this bright gem;

“Growing up in Texas, for me, fish was a fish stick. My mom didn’t force me to eat healthy.”

Looks like dear ancient Mama wasn’t too strict on that ancient ‘brush after meals’ thing, either??

And this is the girl who, after being dropped by John Meyer, recently told a reporter;

“In relationships, going through through very public break-ups you don’t want to disappoint people rooting for you to be successful in like. I just have to find the right man.”

So, anyone know a total hunk in his 30’s who’s now in deep coma? Because unless she finally lost it and is making ths up, he’s the only guy Jessie could catch.

Watch this small video and judge for yourself…

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Her new film “The Runaways” is due to hit theaters next Friday (March 19), and Kristen Stewart says she had a blast working with costar Dakota Fanning.

In the movie, Kristen and Dakota play 70s rockers Joan Jett and Cherie Currie as they rise to fame as the all-girl band The Runaways. Along the way, they even share a kiss.

Miss Stewart told press, “Working this closely with someone, you can’t help but really become bonded with them and it really helps when you really like them and can become really excellent friends.”

“I haven’t really done a lot of movies with people close to my own age to have a excellent friend like that. So I was excited, and I couldn’t have questioned for a better person to do it with.”

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Looking to lighten her load a bit, recent reports tell that Kendra Wilkinson is contemplating a post-baby breast reduction-though her husband is against the go.

Talking to Us magazine, Kendra said, “They went from a 34C to an E during pregnancy. Now that they’re going down, they’re a small larger than I want.”

Continuing to voice her displeasure, the former “Girls Next Door” star dished on the “George Lopez Show,” telling, “I feel like I’m a small top heavy.”

Piping in, Kendra’s football playing hubby Hank Baskett then said, “You know I support her. But I’m certainly going to miss them, you know.”

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Continuing with her worldly travels, Katie Price was spotted arriving at Dublin Airport in Dublin, Ireland on Friday (March 12).

The British glamour babe made the trip ahead of tonight’s VIP Style Awards to be held at the Shelbourne Hotel.

In related news, recent reports tell that Miss Price is breaking into her personal savings to fund her Hollywood movie project in the makings.

A source told press of the film plans, “She feels she has had a more exciting life than most major stars and thinks it’s a real goer. But she had no luck at all in LA because most people in America have no thought who she is, and many Brits just don’t care about her anymore.”

The insider adds, “But when someone says no to The Pricey, it makes her even more determined to do something.”

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Doing her own thing while her boyfriend Jude Law rehearses for “Saturday Night Live,” Sienna Miller was spotted out and about in New York City today (March 12).

The “Factory Girl” actress kept her head down as she left her hotel and hailed a cab on her way around town.

It has been a fun-filled week for Miss Miller and Mr. Law, who were spotted grabbing breakfast at Cafe Gitane on Wednesday morning.

Prior to that, they took in the off-Broadway play “A Life of the Mind” on Monday night, showing plenty of PDA according to eyewitnesses.

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Taking a trip across the pond, Eva Longoria was spotted arriving at Heathrow International Airport in London, England this afternoon (March 12).

The “Desperate Housewives” hottie looked lovely as she made her way through the terminal, sporting a black trench coat with black trousers, black boots, and a blue handbag.

In related news, Eva recently received excellent news about her husband Tony Parker-he won’t have to have surgery on his broken right hand.

Taking to her Facebook page, Eva shared, “Fantastic news on my husband’s hand, he DOESN’T need surgery!!! Thanks for all of your messages!”

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While not nearly as attractive as the other sports personality on season 10 of Dancing with the Stars (call us, Erin Andrews!), Chad Ochocinco should make for an fascinating, talkative contestant.

The attention-loving wide receiver has played for the Cincinnati Bengals throughout his NFL career. Will that experience translate to DWTS success, as it has for past athletes such as Apolo Anton Ohno?

Tune in on March 22 and find out. For now, get to know Ochocinco better via the profile below…

Birth name: Chad Javon Johnson
Professional partner: Cheryl Burke
Number of Pro Bowl selections: Six
Career receiving yards: 9,980
Best touchdown celebration: River dance/Pylon putt (tie)
Most used catchphrase: “Child, Please.”
Odds of winning: 25-1

HMG – The musical world has been home to some truly weird people but an award-winning director who worked with The Fugees has now been accused of both incest and mass pedophilia.

Aswad Ayinde, who won an MTV music award for directing The Fugees’ 1996 hit, ‘Killing Me Softly,’ is now on jail, accused of fathering six children with his own daughters in a bizarre and twisted crusade to make ‘a pure bloodline.’

“He said the world was going to end and it was just going to be him and his offspring, and that he was chosen,” ex-wife Beverly Ayinde, who bore Aswad nine children including the five daughters he allegedly raped told a pre-trial hearing.

Now held on a $1-million bond in New Jersey, 51-year ancient Ayinde faces no less than 27 charges, including aggravated sexual assault, lewdness, child endangerment and aggravated criminal sexual contact.

Prosecutors allege the rapes took place between 1984 and 2002, and Ayinde even delivered the babies himself to avoid the authorities detecting his plot. He also had three more children with two other women.

The Prosecutors also claim Ayinde kept this sick secret by beating his children with wooden boards or kicking them with steel-toed boots if he thought they might talk.

“I was worried to ever accuse him of being demented or being a pedophile,” Beverly Ayinde told the court. “I knew the word, but I wouldn’t dare use it because it would result in a beating.”

New Jersey’s Division of Youth and Family Services were watching Ayinde, but he avoided their stare by constantly moving his family to new towns; Even living at one point as squatters in an East Orange funeral home.

He finally went to an apartment in Brooklyn in 2002, and even boasted to neighbors that his now-adult daughters were his own wives. But that’s where his scheme came unglued.

“He was this successful artist who had worked with The Fugees,” ex-girlfriend, Subhana Rahim told The News. “I was shocked when he told me they were his daughters and that he’d been sleeping with them.”

Ayinde now faces five trials, starting next month – one for each daughter he allegedly raped.  Jersey’s Youth and Family services have also launched an inquiry into how Ayinde conned them for so long.

HMG – If you thought the mind-crushing cult that was Avatar was finally fading, we have terrible news – thwarted Oscar hopeful James Cameron is now prepping an even more dull version.

With the DVD version due out as early as next month, Cameron and his bosses at Fox are now discussing a remixed version that would debut in theaters in the fall and include up to 40-minutes of footage that was dropped to meet the original’s December 18 release date.

The motive for this madness is, of course, money. The movie cost $237-million and has – so far – raked in $2.6-billion worldwide. And that’s before  DVD income. But Jim and the lads are still bent-out-of-shape over losing the Imax and 3D screens when Disney hijacked them to debut Tim Burton’s ‘Alice’ on March 5th.

“The word we’re getting from exhibitors is we probably left a couple of hundred million dollars on the table as a result.” James told reporters at a New York exhibition that presented the latest advances in 3D-TV.

One scene that may feature in the new version concerns Jake Sully’s avatar proving himself to the Na’vi people. Another involves a native festival during which tribe member Tsu’tey gets his first taste of being drunk.

Cameron told THR’s scribes he has 10-12 minutes of footage that could be ready in time to be added to the 2-D DVD release as an extra. He’s also eying a Blu-Ray release of the 3D version sometime in the fall.

So let’s see – that means there will be a 2D DVD version, a Directors-cut 2D theater version, a director’s-cut 3D theater version, the 2-D DVD director’s-cut, the 3D DVD director’s-cut, and the Blu Ray 3D director’s-cut.

That’s not a movie, it’s a gold-digging virus!

And then they want to make two more sequels!…I despair!

Taking her dance-infused pop music all over the globe, Lady Gaga was spotted arriving in Auckland, New Zealand yesterday (March 11).

The “Paparazzi” songstress looked a bit jet-lagged as she pushed past a swarm of shutterbugs, covering her face with a veil.

As for her new “Telephone” video, GaGa says there’s more than meets the eye. “There’s certainly always a hidden message in my music videos. But I would say most predominately, I’m always trying to convolute everyone’s thought of what a pop music video should be.”

GaGa also loved working with Beyonce on the project. “We had an incredible time working together on her video and it just kind of works out because we both like women.”

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